Monthly Musings

October 2026

💦 Hosepipe ban, and where the water goes

We’re very lucky here in Essex, Thames Water is only tasked with removing our sewage, water supply comes from Essex and Suffolk Water. So when we developed a leak in the pavement outside, a man arrived in under a day. He thought a lorry had caused the fracture whilst performing a three-point-turn. The man put in an official log for repair and marked the area with blue paint. That was the month before last; now it’s much worse, and we’ve been promised a repair team will arrive on the 16th November.

🏏 Indoor cricket

My grandson, whose cricket team won this season’s local league, now plays indoor cricket. I went to watch it. The bowler gets four strides before launching the ball, whilst the boundary and beyond is determined by what wall or ceiling the ball makes contact. Perplexing. Team and Match Format • Players: Each team has six players, and everyone must bat and bowl. • Innings: Each match consists of one innings per team. • Overs: An innings lasts a maximum of 12 overs, with six balls in each over. All overs are bowled from the same end. • Bowling Limits: No individual can bowl more than three overs per innings. Batting and Scoring • Batting Pairs: Batters often play in pairs or follow standard dismissal rules where losing a wicket deducts runs. • Running: Batters score physical runs by running between the wickets. • Wall and Net Scoring: Hitting the ball into specific zones or walls scores extra runs: • 1 Run: Hitting a side wall or the ceiling. • 4 Runs: The ball hits the floor first and then hits the back boundary wall. • 6 Runs: The ball hits the back boundary wall directly on the full (without hitting the floor first). Dismissals and Penalties • Outs: Batters can be dismissed by being bowled, caught, stumped, or run out. • Wicket Penalty: A standard penalty of losing runs (often 5 runs) is deducted from the team’s total for every wicket lost. • Extras: Wides and no-balls award extra runs to the batting side and usually count as extra deliveries.

🦅 An astonishing sight

Walking around our estate, I heard a squeek. On a roof was a crow attacking a squeeking toy, every time it made a noise which only encouraged the bird to attack it more.

✈️ Roundabout route

Recently my grandson went to Iceland. On his flight home the plane appeared to perform a dog leg. I wondered just what the pilot was trying to avoid.

📖 The Day of the Jackal it’s not

I’ve been given an opportunity to read an early proof of Frederick Forsyth’s last book, publishing on 5th November. The Odessa Assassin written in collaboration with Tony Kent has all the hallmarks of Forsyth’s fast paced style, along with his meticulous attention to detail. Unfortunately for me the story arc just didn’t work, still in a crowded genre it’s still in the top rank.

📅 October’s posts and pages

Most read post – Ten things Londoners never do
Most read page – Taxi Tales

📈 Last month’s statistics

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44 comments (+120.0%)
14 posts (+7.7%)

London in Quotations: George Grossmith

I thought it was possible for a city clerk to be a gentleman.

George Grossmith (1847-1912)

London Trivia: Read all about it

On 1 November 1848, the first WH Smith bookstall opened at Euston station. In 1792 Henry Walton Smith and his wife Anna had opened a small newsvendor in Little Grosvenor Street, Henry died soon after and Anna went into partnership with Zaccheus Coates. When Anna died the business transferred to her two sons, one being William Henry Smith and taking advantage of ‘railway mania’ the Euston outlet opened.

On 1 November 1604 Shakespeare’s tragedy Othello was performed for the first time by the King’s Men Company at Whitehall Palace

On 1 November 1959 the M1 Britain’s first motorway opened from London to the North its 70 limit imposed after an AC Cobra was clocked at 196

The sarsen that stands outside the Guildhall in Kingston is known as the Coronation Stone, 7 Saxon kings are said to have been crowned there

The only former Prime Minister to die in 10 Downing Street was Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman saying: “This is not the end of me” – it was!

During Tony Blair’s tenure, 37 computers, 4 mobiles, 2 cameras, a mini-disc player, a video recorder, 4 printers, 2 projectors and a bicycle were stolen from 10 Downing Street

The Tabard Inn which once stood in Talbot Yard behind Guy’s Hospital was the 65-mile fictional starting point of Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales

Covent Garden’s Stukeley Street was formerly Coal Yard where Samuel Pepys saw pretty resident Nell Gwyn standing in a doorway

The German Gymnastic Society, now a restaurant, at King’s Cross established in London in 1861, was Britain’s first purpose-built gymnasium

A signalling box in Tottenham Court Road’s ticket hall sealed in 2013 to be opened in 2063, it contains an Oyster Card and a Baby on Board badge

The King’s cockle-strewer was employed to spread powdered cockleshells on Pall Mall so paille maille could be played in the 17th century

In November 1903 The Daily Mirror was launched from 2 Carmelite Street the paper started well until the owner Alfred Harmsworth allegedly said, “Women can’t read and don’t want to read”

CabbieBlog-cab.gifTrivial Matter: London in 140 characters is taken from the daily Twitter feed @cabbieblog.
A guide to the symbols used here and source material can be found on the Trivial Matter page.

Previously Posted: Out-Eiffeling the Eiffel Tower

For those new to CabbieBlog or readers who are slightly forgetful, on Saturdays I’m republishing posts, many going back over a decade. Some will still be very relevant while others have become dated over time. Just think of this post as your weekend paper supplement.

Out-Eiffeling the Eiffel Tower (24.09.13)

Riling the French has been a national sport since before Waterloo, but no one has taken it to the lengths that Sir Edward Watkin did 150 years ago in Wembley.

In 1869 he proposed constructing a tunnel under the English Channel and had actually started digging when it was pointed out that he lacked the necessary planning permission both in Kent and in France.

Undeterred he planned to beat the Frenchies by building an Eiffel Tower – only taller.

He established the Metropolitan Tower Construction Company and attracted many anti-Franco loyal subscribers.

He contacted M. Eiffel to design the tower but with the stipulation of making it 150 ft higher than the original, although unsurprisingly the French engineer declined the generous offer.

Sir Edward then announced a competition, with a prize of 500 guineas which attracted dozens of designs for his tower. The submissions came from as far afield as Sweden, Turkey and Australia, and included the Leaning Tower of Pisa – only erect. One bedecked with hanging gardens and with a nod to modernity it was intended to house a community of vegetarians.

The winner designed a copy of Paris’s original and in 1891 work began on 280 acres of the hallow turf that Wembley Stadium now stands.

More than 100,000 people came to see the work in progress, but it quickly became obvious that funds were not available to complete this monument to patriotism.

The tower became known as ‘The Shareholder’s Dismay’ and stopped at 150ft prompting locals to demand recompense for spoiling their views with his ugly stump.

It wasn’t until 1907 that fewer than a dozen people turned up to watch as demolition experts blew up the whole sad assembly.

Rising from the wreckage of Watkin’s folly 16 years later was the Empire Stadium the centrepiece of the British Empire Exhibition. With its twin towers it soon became the shrine to English football until it was demolished in 2003.

London in Quotations: Tobias Smollett

In the city of London . . . he had never, in the whole course of his life, found above three or four whom he could call throughly honest.

Tobias Smollett (1721-1771)

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